1.  Forget “career vs. relationship”; for you, is a major decision having to choose between white and dark, milk and bittersweet, with almonds and without?

2.   Is the fastest way to get your attention the mere mention of the words free samples?

3.   Do you look at vanilla as somebody’s idea of a joke?

4.   Would you campaign to have Bruttles birthday declared a national holiday?

5.   Has an M & M never had enough time to melt in your hand?

6.   Have you mastered the art of sucking the middle from inside a malted-milk ball and still leaving the outer coating intact?

7.   Do you consider a truffle from Just American Desserts one of mankind’s most significant cultural
achievements?

8.   Have you ever eaten an entire box of brownies from Taste Cafe before you got home with them?

9.  Is your ulterior motive for visiting sick friends to pick through the boxes of candies they’ve received?

10.  As you pick up the third box of chocolate elairs from Madeleines, did it come as a surprise to you that Madeleines also serves lunch and fabulous weekend dinners?

11.  Are you of the conviction that Kristy at Hallett’s Chocolates should be made a patron saint?  Follow her on twitter for daily chocolate feeds! twitter.com/Halletts.

12.  Does “dinner with a few intimate friends” really mean Godiva, Teuscher,
Cadbury, and Kron?

13.  Do you consider carob a Communist plot?

* If you have answered yes to any one of these questions, there is definite warning that you may be a chocoholic.

* If you have answered yes to any two, the chances are that you are a chocoholic.

* If you have answered yes to three or more, wipe your face!